One Sentence Movie Reviews

Machete One Sentence Review

Machete

Machete – “Any movie where the hero can break a man’s arm while eating a burrito is alright with me!”


Scott Pilgrim One Sentence Review

Scott Pilgrim

Scott Pilgrim vs The World – “The first time Michael Cera played himself and it didn’t hurt the movie.”


Piranha 3D One Sentence Review

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Piranha 3D – “Never have I been so aroused and yet so horrified without being arrested in a whorehouse.”


Expendables One Sentence Review

Expendables Poster

Expendables – “It’s like having an orgy with a bunch of disease free prostitutes sponsored by Jack Daniels.”