Machete One Sentence Review
Machete – “Any movie where the hero can break a man’s arm while eating a burrito is alright with me!”
Scott Pilgrim One Sentence Review
Scott Pilgrim vs The World – “The first time Michael Cera played himself and it didn’t hurt the movie.”
Piranha 3D One Sentence Review
Piranha 3D – “Never have I been so aroused and yet so horrified without being arrested in a whorehouse.”
Expendables One Sentence Review













